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I'm gonna meet my next wife on tinder

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Yes...all of the good wholesome women are in on Tinder. Good Luck with that.
SW-User
I just need a girl that wants to eat me out and eat Japanese food with me. @SimplyLovely
EnigmaticGeek · 61-69, M
@SimplyLovely LMAO! If only! I'd actually love to meet one, somewhere, anywhere...
@SW-User Ok thank you for that visual. 🙈
SW-User
@SimplyLovely does somebody need an orgasm?
EnigmaticGeek · 61-69, M
@SW-User FWIW, I could use one or several, if anyone cares. I can create them, myself, but they're so much better with someone. 🙄
Men don't want wholesome women. lol The majority want one who is into raunchy sex and will get into various positions.lol @EnigmaticGeek
EnigmaticGeek · 61-69, M
@SimplyLovely Well, I just want an intelligent, open-minded, healthy woman.

I've always thought that if you don't need a shower after sex, you're doing it all wrong, but I never thought that was sufficient for it to be considered raunchy.

What's your definition of raunchy sex?
SW-User
@SimplyLovely @EnigmaticGeek please do talk raunchy sex on my thread. I'm into it. Get kinky.
EnigmaticGeek · 61-69, M
@SW-User I don't even know if I'm into raunchy sex. That's why I asked you for your definition. I'm not certain what would qualify--raunchy is a highly subjective term.
SW-User
@EnigmaticGeek it's totally subjective, I have no clue.
No orgasm needed today thanks. Lol@SW-User
The porn kind of raunchy sex. Lol I am not sure men want a woman from Tinder that is only in to missionary style do you?@EnigmaticGeek
SW-User
@SimplyLovely they just want a warm wet hole. I mean, it's tinder..
EnigmaticGeek · 61-69, M
@SimplyLovely Well, porn sex actually isn't all that satisfying, at least not the professionally made stuff. Because of the camera angles, and positioning, the sex actually sucks a lot of the time, and not in a fun way, either, from what I've read about it from the writings of some porn actors.

I'd love to have someone in my life who wanted missionary sex. It can be awesome with the right person. And, it's the best position for making babies, too.