*moves into your house unannounced*

Goes to the grocery store to get more food.

SW-User

Oh look a houseguest, ok towels are in the cabinet next to the sink. Please don't take 30 minute or longer showers so I can have hot water ok?

Prepares a huge table of hospitable "Sassy" desserts.
Would a Cake be a good start ? 🙏🏻

KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M

Well I suppose I'll have to make you dinner then huh?

TsubakiNeko99 · 22-25, F

*opens a bottle of wine*
Down for a welcoming party?
😂🥂

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whateverhappens · 26-30, F

Well.. lucky for u, get a whole empty bedroom

Anxietygotme · 41-45, M

Throws all your stuff out unannounced.

SW-User

Rent or GTFO

Dolimyte · 41-45, M

Do my dishes or leave

DunningKruger · 61-69, M

You'll have to do your own laundry, though.

FrostBorne · 31-35, M

*kicks you out of my house unannounced*

Syktur · 26-30, M

Somewhat problematic, but I think I can handle it.

SW-User

*starts up chain saw*

SW-User

quick, help me hold this microphone

Snickerdooodle · 31-35, F

Cool, i was getting kinda bored

You sleep down stairs

sourstomach · 36-40

"What's that smell?" ;)

royalblue1193 · 31-35, M

Nice butt

TacoCat · 22-25, M

*is naked*

SpaceAce · 31-35, M

Sweet

LittleMissMaja · 22-25, F