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Wrap yourself up in some paper and Voilá
SW-User
A dildo.
coolboy86 · 36-40, M
perfect a dildo there you go
SW-User
ooooo build him the Batmobile, a miniature version ofc...if he's a batman fan, if not then give it to me XDDD
NaturallyPeculiar · 26-30, F
He is not a batman fan sadly.
coolboy86 · 36-40, M
im not in a relationship anymore so please shut the fuck up
NaturallyPeculiar · 26-30, F
Nah, freedom of speech bro.
coolboy86 · 36-40, M
I will sew those fucking lips together
NaturallyPeculiar · 26-30, F
@coolboy86: You can try
LachrymoseLamer · 51-55, M
Do you knit or sew?
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LachrymoseLamer · 51-55, M
@NaturallyPeculiar: Pick out some cool and unusual material and make him a shirt, maybe? :)
NaturallyPeculiar · 26-30, F
@LachrymoseLamer: While that's a good idea he is so picky about his shirts. Though I might use some unusual material to make him a blanket or something.
LachrymoseLamer · 51-55, M
@NaturallyPeculiar: Good idea. :)
SW-User
make him a chastity belt. Here's some inspiration.
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NaturallyPeculiar · 26-30, F
Omg I can't even. Best worst idea ever.
Boostedwun42 · 36-40, M
Homemade lingere
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NaturallyPeculiar · 26-30, F
LMAO "Surprise I'm pregnant and it might be yours."
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