[big]Seriously - now I've finally decided to come clean and tell the SW world my real name!😅[/big] But I thought, "What use is that without my face??"🤔 So here it is - [b]my first REAL selfie[/b] - just for you 'orrible lot..!!😇
Well..? Do I look good for my age???😳
At school they used to call me names ... [b][i]Evil Elspeth[/i][/b] was the most common - when they weren't running away, screaming for their mummies!!😏
Hmmmm... Your so hot! And that look is so natural! I hate too muck makeup!! I must say that aquiline nose is so regal! Clearly you are of upper class upbringing... Oh.. and fortunately for you small stones [i]do[/i] float!! 😬
Excuse ME!😠 That style took my hairdresser [b]hours[/b] to accomplish!😡
Might have been quicker if I didn't keep eating her arms whilst she was working, but what the hell - she got there in the end!😇 She was pretty tasty too ...!😋😈
