Even Hitler had a girlfriend.

hitler had charisma

Well that's not fair Hitler had power, and I imagine to deny him a date earned you a ticket to the gas chamber

So does chairman kim..
on the bright side. I doubt anyone would refuse their advances 😏

Didn't he manipulate an entire nation? If you can do that then getting a gf shouldn't be too hard

He was also a pervert who had an affair with his young niece

That didn't end well for her - believe me on that.

F. That puts my life into perspective

Are you powerful & evil? No.

I mean, he also took over a country.