Top 6 perks

Okay you've earned the man list.


The girlfriend never lets you run out of bathroom tissue or shampoo.

I get the steak she can't finish.

They change pillowcases without being asked all I gotta do is shove one under her ass.

I'm welcome anywhere as long as I bring her.

Always has a pen I can stab someone with in her purse.

Can dig foreign objects out of and scratch places my hands can't reach.

😂 Mine doesn’t steal my clothes or take my fries, but she did get me sick!

I’m so grateful for the adult filter. I just wish it worked.

i just want the clothes

anybody got a hoodie i can steal

Hahaha lol🌹

My fries are off limits and if she's sick she only gets a hug

(:
Just give me my hoodie back pls