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shrek · M
I broke up with her on her birthday (which I totally forgot about tbfh)
I don't have a lot of breakups under my belt. I guess my most awkward would be when my SO broke up with me because I got sick. It wasn't something they felt they could deal with. At first I was upset about it, but I soon realized it was for the best. I didn't need to be dealing with a stressed relationship.
Groofydorkgerdo · 56-60, M
It was when my wife left me last year, for about half a year.
We we're separated and she moved out.
Had a drinking 'friends, spend a weekend or two with me, and she got really comfortable with walking around the place in like more than a smile.
When my wife heard about it, she came back home.
Whell my friends s would get really drunk, and she would just pop up, whenever she needed a place to crash
We never had sex, but she likes to be nude while indoors.
So.yeah, my wife is back home, we are asleep.in the bedroom, and I get thirsty, there is Angela, buck naked, on my couch.
(She knew where we kept our spare key)
We we're separated and she moved out.
Had a drinking 'friends, spend a weekend or two with me, and she got really comfortable with walking around the place in like more than a smile.
When my wife heard about it, she came back home.
Whell my friends s would get really drunk, and she would just pop up, whenever she needed a place to crash
We never had sex, but she likes to be nude while indoors.
So.yeah, my wife is back home, we are asleep.in the bedroom, and I get thirsty, there is Angela, buck naked, on my couch.
(She knew where we kept our spare key)
SushiRed · 51-55, F
@Groofydorkgerdo lol not sure the breakup party of that story, but damn you got the awkward covered! Lmao!
Groofydorkgerdo · 56-60, M
@SushiRed Yeah, I guess it was more of an awkward make up story.
I still wonder if she would have came back if I hadn't told her I planned moving her in
I still wonder if she would have came back if I hadn't told her I planned moving her in
Lmao
Oh man. my only breakup was i called my ex fiancé to tell him i got married already and he told me my mom already wrote him and he already knew. Then he hung up ..
We haven't talked since
Oh man. my only breakup was i called my ex fiancé to tell him i got married already and he told me my mom already wrote him and he already knew. Then he hung up ..
We haven't talked since
ToyMan · 56-60, M
And here from all your posts and pictures I was expecting you'd be the one to turn a gay man straight. 🤔
SushiRed · 51-55, F
@ToyMan Right?? Nah, my nickname was the Spatula ... cause I turned em ... 😉😂 ... but gay. So gay. Ah well. I topped that - turned my last bf into a girlfriend. (In my defense she was transgender from birth, not my doing lol.) So ... maybe y'all should be relieved none of y'all live anywhere near me ...
black4white · 56-60, M
That is a world class WOW.... i dont think too many people on this planet can beat that
That is some funny stuff right there :) ;-)
That is some funny stuff right there :) ;-)
SushiRed · 51-55, F
@black4white All true ... ridiculous and true!
elVato · 46-50, M
🤔
Wait.
You date and marry gay guys?
Wait.
You date and marry gay guys?
SushiRed · 51-55, F
@elVato It was a bad habit of my youth ... caused by social and religious prejudices, making mu gay friends be in the closet and as I was fabulous even then I ended up being a beard. A lot. Lol - that's a gay man's girlfriend for cover to pretend he's straight. I mean, they didn't know, or were trying not to know they were gay, and i thought they just appreciated musical theater as much as me!
SushiRed · 51-55, F
Lol no ... cause if I know they're gay I won't sleep with them!
Rokasu · 36-40, M
I broke up with her on our anniversary. She was piiiiiiiiissed
black4white · 56-60, M
Please note the funny starts after the plot twist.... just to be clear my darling
TonyPajamas · 22-25
You have a gay fetish or something?
SushiRed · 51-55, F
@TonyPajamas See response to @elVato. Back in the 80s ans 90s it wasn't ok to be gay. Especially in Wyoming. I didn't know they were gay ... but I eventually got my gaydar fixed and now I can tell you every guy I had a date with off Match who was actually in the closet lol! But yeah, I actually prefer straight guys, you know, because sex.
SW-User
What did you do to these boys🤔
SushiRed · 51-55, F
@SW-User overwhelmed them with femininity until they realized they would never be able to keep up with a woman and were better off with their own kind? Lol!
poshnaturist · 51-55, M
They don’t know what they’re missing Sushi
DIMaverick4 · 41-45, M
That's gobsmackingly convoluted.. 🤓🤔
SushiRed · 51-55, F
@DIMaverick4 Yeah, I never strung it all together before - taken as a whole it is hilarious!
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