Mine was on Valentines Day my senior year, my boyfriend who lived in another town called- I was so thrilled, I read him a gushy letter I had written him laying bare my heart and my deepest emotions. Awkward silence ensued ... "Uh, yeah, I just called to break up with you? ...:
Plot Twist - I got my revenge by marrying his best friend.
Plot Twisted - His best friend was gay.
Plot Twisteder - Well so was he.
Most Twisted Part or Maybe It Just All Makes Sense Now - 4 of the 5 boys I dated in high school are gay. The 5th is MIA. Probably hiding in the woods somewhere, being gay from dating me. 🤣