Do you want a Eulogy at your funeral? Who would you like to deliver it?

Cremation without any hoopla and discard the ashes while driving away from the crematorium

I'd have Jennifer love Hewitt tell the congregation that the only reason she didn't marry me was that I was so good at sexual acts, and she didn't want to become addicted to it

I don't want a funeral. If you can't come see me and give me flowers while I'm alive don't bother when I'm dead!
My family who is here for me daily can do what they wish. I imagine they will have plenty of funny stories and memories to share for comfort.

well...lets say i was murdered...i want the witnesses to make up exaggerated stories of how i was murdered...