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My wife and I were horse playing around when we woke up...

While we were still naked, I made breakfast she washed the dishes. We have a listing spray bottle soap that comes out like windex would... remember this for later... so I cook the eggs and sausage, butter the toast and fill our glasses with apple juice... I finish the bottle and I take it and bat it off her ass a couple times and tell her breakfast is ready... the last time she knocks it out of my hand so I bend over to pick it up and she squirts the apple lovers dish soap straight into my ass crack... I stood there mortified, while she is laughing so hard she could barely stand up... no question, just wanted to share a funny story
coolboy86 · 31-35, M
Tryingtofindabalance · 31-35, M
[@347919,coolboy86] sorry you have no one to share these things with
midnightrose · 36-40, F
Would you say you found it difficult to find your balance?
Tryingtofindabalance · 31-35, M
[@600561,midnightrose] no she almost fell to her knees laughing
Tryingtofindabalance · 31-35, M
[@600561,midnightrose] I C what you did there now... despicable dirty trick you did there
LyricalOne · F
*waits for funny story*
LyricalOne · F
[@432698,Tryingtofindabalance] Okay, we’re getting there making this into a funny story.
Tryingtofindabalance · 31-35, M
[@638129,LyricalOne] well, I thought it was funny, tbh don’t really care if anyone else did
LyricalOne · F
[@432698,Tryingtofindabalance] That’s good dear, no hurt feelings that way.
GJOFJ3 · 61-69, M
Love is meant to be this fun. Enjoy and carry on.
Fntxcple · 41-45, M
😂😂 nice clean ass crack. That’s funny

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