You know something? I'm actually okay with being alone on Valentine's Day this year.

Mainly because I've realized that relationships really only work if you have money, which is something I've been needing more of lately :P But it's also the fact that I have a lot of unique needs that turn out to be deal-breakers for most people.

Scarface said it best, I think: "First, you get the money. Then when you get the money, you get the women."