Your ex appears at your door with flowers & chocolates. How do you respond?

Wrap the flowers round his head for starters. Depends what make the chocs are.

I would think I'm dreaming and in a nightmare. I hate chocolate but I'll eat the flowers

I would take the chocolates and immediately close the door right away xD

Ugh. Shut the door calmly and remind him of the restraining order.

BWAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!!!

"....fool me once..."

*slams door*

Did you come to the wrong house?

Put my pants back on

The hose

I have an ex?

with a shot gun.... or a taser to his nuts.... less chance of getting arrested with a tasered nuts situation.... easier clean up too!

I'd take the flowers and the candy, and let her give me oral sex, and thank her, and send her on her way with a sticky face,,,

Slam the door in her face since she cheated on me, dumped me and then started rumors about me

Well this is awkward since I have a boyfriend, but thanks for the cute gesture

They know I don't like flowers

I'd punch him in the dick.

Invite him in for coffee and a chat, eat the chocolates, put the flowers in a vase give him a kiss on the cheek and send him on his way.