When I was in high school I had this gay friend that really liked me. But back then I only identified as straight. He was always trying to find out ways to convert me. One day he came up to me and said...hey did you know that vaginas produce corrosive acids? They destroy much of the sperm before they can get to the egg. Are you sure you want to stick your dick in there?...I almost fell out of my chair. Did I miss out on prince charming?
