Is it the virus or the toilet paper that will ultimately bring the world to its knees with a knock-out punch?

@BlueVeins And, you think war with Iran is on the same magnitude as toilet paper shortages due to hoarding? <Run B-roll of abandoned parking lot against backdrop of an abandoned store with the sound of wind against the backdrop of a dismal grey sky>

@TheFlippantSide You mean, we're out of coffee? 😱

@MarkPaul Not yet, not yet. Don't panic. The drive-through Starbucks is still up and running.