What is the worst time and place to have the runs?

oh man. one time i was on a beach (it was cold, no one was there) in the middle of nowhere, on a civic holiday when everyyyyything including washrooms were closed. it took 45 min to get home. I almost died .

anywhere outside your home

On stage during a speech.

At an automatic car wash

Oops I thought you said the best place to have the runs

When you’re stuck in the busiest highway with traffic congestion

During your wedding ceremony

While wearing a hazmat suit in a hostile environment

When your about to sneeze

At work during crunch time.

Probably during sex

A marathon.