How many fingers are you holding up?

One....the longest one, the one in the middle.

782 at various points in time over the course of my life.

Two

Thirty two! Those eight people won't be playing the piano for some time, let me tell you!!

When driving, just the one.

1

resting it on my nose. Lolz

Three, I'm rocking the shocker.

That's for me to know and you to guess.

Up what?

None

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