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What is the funniest pickup line someone has tried to use on you?

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@Emosaur a joke in the very rural Pennsylvania county where I lived a previous life. Man dressed in chinos and loafers without socks walks into a redneck bar and orders white wine.

The bartender eyes him suspiciously but serves him and asks casually, so, what do you do for a living?

I'm a taxidermist.

That sounds too much like gubmint, IRS and revenuers, and the barkeep's hackles rise.

How's that, he asks?

The customer answers, I mount animals.

The barkeep's forehead smooths out, he smiles, and hollers to the rest of the room, It's okay, boys, he's one of us!
Lena200 · 56-60, F
@Mamapolo2016 LMAO 😂😂
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...where men are men and sheep are nervous