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nem16 · 36-40, M
A little stretched but not bad.👍🏻 He Mustafa-nother drink. :p
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
@nem16 touche!
nem16 · 36-40, M
@HoraceGreenley Was all I had. :p
A man is talking to God. "God, how long is a million years?"
God answers, "To me, it's about a minute."
"God, how much is a million dollars?"
"To me, it's a penny."
"God, may I have a penny?"
"Wait a minute."
God answers, "To me, it's about a minute."
"God, how much is a million dollars?"
"To me, it's a penny."
"God, may I have a penny?"
"Wait a minute."
Harriet03 · 41-45, F
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Q: How can you tell if you're in a gay church?
A: Only half the congregation is kneeling
A: Only half the congregation is kneeling