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Could switching to GEICO really save you 15% or more on car insurance? When someone tells to to break a leg during tryouts, do they really break their own?


Gary: It's ok, Amy, you got this! You go out there, do your best, and break a leg!

Amy: Thanks, Gary!

(Proceeds to go to the track and breaks her right leg on purpose and Gary ran to her. Everyone was in shock.)

Gary: What the hell??

Amy: (smiles as she's in pain)

Gary: Amy, when I said "break a leg", I didn't mean it literally!

Amy: Wait.... No?

Gary: NO!!!

Amy: ....call 9-1-1! (begins to cry in regret)





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