I Am Scared of Spiders

Evil!... Spiders are pure evil. They're constantly plotting against me, I just know it. I mean, they have so many legs to rub together while pondering their next diabolical strike to surprise me, or make me walk into their webs and spend the next 10 minutes trying to get it off :P

Top | Newest First | Oldest First

RedRubies

They are horrible! I mean... they drink blood, come on. They know they can overpower me by simply facing themselves in my direction and they love it.

(Incidentally and on a side note: I sit at my desk with Mr Burns' tenty fingers often...yes, yes I do)

KeasbeyNights · 31-35, M

I know! And they don't even have to courtesy to ask permission, they just bite and suck!

Tenting fingers and saying excellent is a very underrated simple pleasure in life, I can see why he does it so much. :)

RedRubies

Spiders also just APPEAR out of nowhere..... I know... tent-y fingers just say everything, don't they. Just try and mess with someone who does that during a meeting ;-P

Girlonwire

HA. thats brilliant cuz burns actually has 8 fingers.

RedRubies

Excellennnnnt

KeasbeyNights · 31-35, M

Oh my god, I completely didn't notice that! Or wait, yes I did... I'm so clever! Excellent :P

Add a comment...