I Am Accident Prone
I'm accident prone. Always have been, and so it's just funny now. If it can be tripped over, ran into or bump myself, I can do that very well, LOL! But I have special skills, I can trip over nothing at all! That takes talent!
After the surgery that left a six inch scar onu left knee, I was heading into WallyWorld to get my script filled. I thought I was doing very well on crutches, considering I hadn't used them in a while. I made it through the first set of doors, and then as I was swinging myself forward, I lost my balance and without thinking, put my right foot down to try to catch my balance. The only problem with that was that my leg had been given a nerve block before the procedure began. So down I went! I started laughing at myself for tripping! These older women tried telling my I fainted, which made me laugh harder. I maneged to say, "I (heheh) tripped (hahahah), and fell! (Hahahahah!!)"
My friend who'd picked me up at the hospital asked me what I wanted to do. I said "Get me an electric basket and let's get the **** outta here." She asked me if I was hurt, and I laughed out "The only thing that's hurt here is my pride! Let's go!"
After the surgery that left a six inch scar onu left knee, I was heading into WallyWorld to get my script filled. I thought I was doing very well on crutches, considering I hadn't used them in a while. I made it through the first set of doors, and then as I was swinging myself forward, I lost my balance and without thinking, put my right foot down to try to catch my balance. The only problem with that was that my leg had been given a nerve block before the procedure began. So down I went! I started laughing at myself for tripping! These older women tried telling my I fainted, which made me laugh harder. I maneged to say, "I (heheh) tripped (hahahah), and fell! (Hahahahah!!)"
My friend who'd picked me up at the hospital asked me what I wanted to do. I said "Get me an electric basket and let's get the **** outta here." She asked me if I was hurt, and I laughed out "The only thing that's hurt here is my pride! Let's go!"
41-45, F
