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I Want To Eat So Much I Become Temporarily Immobile

I went to an oriental buffet the other day, had 8 massive plates of starters and mains, 4 big plates of cakes and stuff after and washed it all down with 3 pints of beer. Went to the pub for more ale and ordered chips, then got home, had some cake and a few cans of beer, then collapsed on the sofa, couldn't move after that, it was amazing. (Edit: I say amazing in terms of it was amazing that I actually managed to eat that much, I was in a lot of pain, won't be doing it again for a long time)

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Mikemcneil · 61-69, M

You're going to die if you carry on like that.

nighthawk56 · 26-30, M

@Mikemcneil won't be doing anything on that scale for a long time, besides, previous to that I hadn't eaten in 2 days.

Mikemcneil · 61-69, M

Binge and purge is not a sensible way to eat

nighthawk56 · 26-30, M

@Mikemcneil Who said anything about purging? I'm not bulimic or anything like that. I challenged myself to eat as much as I could in a 5 hour period and did so.

Mikemcneil · 61-69, M

Your body thinks starving for two days is exactly the same as purging. You're not the cleverest are you. Your choice brother. Ignore sensible advice and carry on.

nighthawk56 · 26-30, M

@Mikemcneil Insulting my intelligence is hardly cricket, particularly from someone of your age. Also, not even my closest friends call me brother, so I won't accept it from some stranger on the internet. And also, read the argument before constructing a counter as I said I wouldn't be doing it again for a long time. I didn't eat for two days due to depression if you must know, so I hardly think your advice, in all due respect, is entirely appropriate.

Mikemcneil · 61-69, M

Oh dear. An attention seeker. Regardless of your depression eating like an idiot and drinking heavily too will have a very negative effect on your outlook and health. Good day my son

Mikemcneil · 61-69, M

Just read your other stories. You're stupid. Get psychiatric help and stop looking for attention you sad bastard.

nighthawk56 · 26-30, M

@Mikemcneil so now you're stalking me? Brilliant. A: I already see a therapist, once a fortnight, she's a lovely woman and we have long, healthy chats which really help. B: First you call me brother, then you call me son, are you trying to patronise me or something because you're not doing a great job of it. And am I the sad bastard or is the 50 something year old man trawling through the profile someone who is at least 30 years younger than themselves the sad one? Besides, maybe I wanted to have a negative effect on my health at the time as it was during a low spell (by the way, I'm fine now, been training every day since then). Again, your counter arguments are poorly constructed and playground insults mean that you pretty much know you've lost this one. Toodle-pip motherfucker

FCNantes · 22-25, M

@Mikemcneil Well done! 👏

Mikemcneil · 61-69, M

@nighthawk56 you've posted half a dozen I want to be a fat obese bastard stories. Show those to your therapist and see what she has to say you pathetic attention seeking imbecile. You don't suffer from depression. You're taking the piss out of people with genuine mental health issues. Grow up you sad bastard.

FCNantes · 22-25, M

@Mikemcneil