I Want To Eat So Much I Become Temporarily Immobile

I went to an oriental buffet the other day, had 8 massive plates of starters and mains, 4 big plates of cakes and stuff after and washed it all down with 3 pints of beer. Went to the pub for more ale and ordered chips, then got home, had some cake and a few cans of beer, then collapsed on the sofa, couldn't move after that, it was amazing. (Edit: I say amazing in terms of it was amazing that I actually managed to eat that much, I was in a lot of pain, won't be doing it again for a long time)