I Am Hilarious

My life. Just kidding, here's a funny one for you: knock knock!

@mariexo: Who's there?

@mrblueforyou: Britney spears

@mariexo: again? Britney I've told you before it was just that one time!!

@mrblueforyou: haha you're supposed to say Britney Spears who. Then i say knock knock. And you sayv.....who is there. And I say OOPS I DID IT AGAIN. And you say wow you're fucking funny af

@mariexo: WOW! You're funny AF! I didn't see it coming! How do you do it?

@mrblueforyou: God, I have no idea! I should have my own TV show

@mariexo: What would you have on your show? Will me and Britney be your first guests?

@mrblueforyou: my show would be videos of my perfect cats and then a mix of Keeping up with the Kardashians and my own rendition of To Catch a Predator. Goddamn right! Britney would be Chris Hansen and you could be the decoy

@mariexo: only the decoy? Not happy. I EXPECT a bigger dressing room than Britney!!
And I'd leave the Kardashiabs out... Your ratings will drop!

@mrblueforyou: I feel like people would love me too much to leave it out. They'd be like wow she watched Judge Judy for 22 hours? #goals

@mariexo: you did what now? How are you still alive? That is a seriously impressive feat!

@mrblueforyou: it wasn't hard, judge Judy is second to none!

@mariexo: I worry for you. You need a boyfriend. Come on, I'm taking you out!! 😉

@mrblueforyou: haha ohhh shiiiit, it's gonna be lit.

@mariexo: you can tell me all about judge judy... I'm very good at pretending to listen, then after a few cheeky drinks... Who knows what could happen 😉

@mrblueforyou: haha deal!

@mariexo: We can even get divorced on Judge Judy in a few years. We're a match made in heaven! Just one question to ask you, how many cats have you got? 😸

@mrblueforyou: 2 perfect cats named Lily and Oliver and they are the most precious angelbaby cutiepies in the world

I wouldn't get divorced anywhere else
I like your style

@mariexo: I can live with 2, three's a crowd! You can come around anytime for a bit of Judge Judy and chill 😉

@mrblueforyou: haha well get ready for a marathon

@mariexo: Oh I can handle it, don't you worry. The question is can you?

You better believe it!

@mariexo: We just need Judge Judy to drop the hammer of her blessings and I'll have a face of pure bliss... 😍