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Jesus loves me? Did he tell you this?! Omfg tell me his exact words.
26-30, F
+ 6 27 replies 24 views Nov 2, 2016 |
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well he said he like LIKEs you like.. 4 times. so that's the same thing.
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four like LIKEs.
Flenflyys · 26-30, F
@hatred: oh like LIKES
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@Flenflyys: *taps nose*
MsAnnThropy · 36-40, F
I hate when religious people tell me that. How can a fairytale love me? It doesn't even know I exist. That's like saying well Smaug hates my guts.
Flenflyys · 26-30, F
Well he does he doesn't like humans.
JaggedLittlePill · 41-45, F
Well...jesus loves you ,yes he does...for the bible tells me so.
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I always preferred the '.... the rest of us think you're an a-hole' version. but. I have the name for it, I suppose.
JaggedLittlePill · 41-45, F
@Flenflyys: Yes. Jesus is a very forgiving man..he really will forgive you all your sins if you just have faith...
JaggedLittlePill · 41-45, F
@hatred: That is a good version indeed!
Degbeme · 61-69, M
🙊
He's was like.. We is just bros tho.. Not bum buddies..
Flenflyys · 26-30, F
Wow I'm turning my back on him
1961dave · 56-60, M
I'm sorry Flen, that's not exactly what he said Flen . He told me that you're smokin hot and he'd like to do you. He did say he loves your rack, that's almost like saying he loves you.
Flenflyys · 26-30, F
Jesus likes girls?
1961dave · 56-60, M
@Flenflyys: Flen you're hot enough to turn a gay!
Flenflyys · 26-30, F
😘
Well he said he loves you like a sister...in rural Tennessee.
Flenflyys · 26-30, F
Haha so I'm in his good books
If by good book you mean his little black book I guess
Dominantsoul · 51-55, M
He said, April Fools
Flenflyys · 26-30, F
But it's cocktober!
Dominantsoul · 51-55, M
It's always cocktober
JohnOlinger · 36-40, M
@Flenflyys what do you think of Jim Caviezel who played Jesus in the Passion of The Christ & would you do him
Flenflyys · 26-30, F
Definitely

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