I want to write a children's book.

Do it, please. I'd love to read such a book. Naughty children crack me up too.

[i][c=#BF0080]Kids can be hysterical.. Everyone seems to be drawn to my 7 year old. The things he says makes it hard for anyone to hold it together sometimes. Yesterday when his father left the room he asked me for more Cookie Crisp and I told him he better talk to his dad b/c I heard him say he had too much he’ll get sick.. So my kid says, “Listen mommy, the decision is really up to you- you’re the real boss. Aren’t you the one I was “born to” ? That means what you say is more important..” I told him nice try you Lil manipulator 😹 Then he shot me in the butt with a nerf dart 😒 [/c][/i]

I love it when some little kid says Fuck You, right to an adults face and they just boil over.

Some kids are cool like that but when they have fits its less amusing

You're weirder than me...

I have a whole series of stories about this brother and sister who get up to mischief.