I want to write a children's book.

[i][c=#BF0080]Kids can be hysterical.. Everyone seems to be drawn to my 7 year old. The things he says makes it hard for anyone to hold it together sometimes. Yesterday when his father left the room he asked me for more Cookie Crisp and I told him he better talk to his dad b/c I heard him say he had too much he’ll get sick.. So my kid says, “Listen mommy, the decision is really up to you- you’re the real boss. Aren’t you the one I was “born to” ? That means what you say is more important..” I told him nice try you Lil manipulator 😹 Then he shot me in the butt with a nerf dart 😒 [/c][/i]