I'm having pizza for dinner then get laid, what will you be doing

We had beef stew and cornbread,
Then came upstairs for dessert

Right now I'm commenting on your question.

I’m drinking tequila straight from the bottle then mommy is going to read me a bedtime story before I pass out.

same

Wanking to animated dickgirl beauties... Y'all can't hate. ┴┴┤•ᴥ •ʔ/