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I wonder if you know how beautiful your lawn is.

[b][c=1F5E00]Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Your lawn is gorgeous![/c][/b]

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Thevy29 · 41-45, M

My lawn is dying. In truth I know not how to look after it.

uncleshawn · 41-45, M

@Thevy29 Get some purple crystals of tolerance, look up at the moon, and say, "My lawn is lush!" 500,000 times. You will be amazed.

Thevy29 · 41-45, M

@uncleshawn "Purple crystals of tolerance?" Amethyst?

uncleshawn · 41-45, M

@Thevy29 Garnet. But paint them purple.

Unlearn · 41-45, M

Finally some credit...my eyes welled up reading this.

uncleshawn · 41-45, M

@Unlearn It's hard out there with all the lawn shaming in society.

Unlearn · 41-45, M

@uncleshawn tell me about it...I am struggling to hold back tears.

SW-User

😔

I dont have a lawn

uncleshawn · 41-45, M

@SW-User Think positive. "I will have a lawn. I will have a lawn."

empanadas · 31-35, M

thanks i keep my pubes bushy af like the amazon rain forest with one tree

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