Are You Going to Colorado for the Tarantula Migration?

This is weird but down at lake whitney for several years something was migrating. One year it was turtles one year it was tarantulas, you could see them running across the street up on the hill. So me and the broom pilot got out of our truck to look at them, being fresh from Kentucky(didn't even have a green card yet) I had never seen tarantulas in the wild. There was a whole herd of those things so I grabbed some gravel and started pitching the rocks, hitting them in the butt was my target then I slightly overthrew one, hit it in his nose and he jumped backwards towards us I never saw her move that fast. She was across the street in the truck doors locked and me outside looking at a bunch of tarantulas that had a sore ass looking at me. I swear they appeared to be organized. We ran over a bunch in our getaway and I was afraid that a bunch might have hopped on and were gonna get me when I got back to'LeShack'(what we called our place down there). Then The great skunk migration well that's another story...

Tarantula migration?? 😢