Have you ever wanted to do an enema while floating in water?

So its self explanatory. I have a twisted idea maker and this is the most fucked up thing that I have had and afterwards thought that sounds like fun. I have quite a few flotation devices so I am not worried about accidentally drowning. The solution that I use is a mix of wine and water. No I am not going to use lake water. So I figured that it would be super relaxing. I plan on camping at the lake because there is no way I am getting a dui. Have I totally lost the plot on this one? Would any of you do this?

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robb65 · 56-60, M

Well it's an interesting idea. The contrast in temperature between the lake water and the enema will be interesting.

ColoradoKid · 46-50, M

@robb65 I am sure that it will be. I am planning on boiling water to put into an insulated cooler type thing and using a closed bag setup with a hand pump. So when I am getting ready to jump in every thing is pre warmed to less than 104 but more than body temperature so hopefully 0 cramps. I am more worried about being caught by law enforcement than the gp. Mainly the whole dui thing. Other than that I could give a shit less. I am older than my dad now. And out lived my late wife and unborn son. Mentally I am old AF. but physically I am 43 with chronic illness that I don't want to face. The last 13 years its been chronic migraines and depression. Now its all that plus M.S. plus being single and no woman wants a feminine man that can mechanic with the rest and shoot with the rest of many men and then hit the spa and shops with the women and actually be HAPPY WITH THEM SELVES. I am an odd really odd duck that aside from my freaky side. Most women would like to be with but they are unsure about the relationship dynamics. Maybe they are thinking that I am competing against them.. I am not. I am just trying to show them my most vulnerable side first. So they know exactly what they are looking at. I don't try to lie to anyone. Just accept me for who I am. I will love you with more than my self esteem will allow me to feel for myself.