Have you ever wanted to do an enema while floating in water?

So its self explanatory. I have a twisted idea maker and this is the most fucked up thing that I have had and afterwards thought that sounds like fun. I have quite a few flotation devices so I am not worried about accidentally drowning. The solution that I use is a mix of wine and water. No I am not going to use lake water. So I figured that it would be super relaxing. I plan on camping at the lake because there is no way I am getting a dui. Have I totally lost the plot on this one? Would any of you do this?

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Keepitsimple · 51-55, F

Did your parents drop you on your head as an infant?

wildbill83 · 36-40, M

@Keepitsimple Repeatedly I'm guessing... 🤔

ColoradoKid · 41-45, M

@Keepitsimple I am not sure about what was done before I could retain memories well. But I did get my bell rang on a 3 wheel terror death machine.. it landed on me after the handle bars almost took my left eye out. My grandmother's house was also painted with lead paint. Never lived under power lines or near a nuclear power plant. However I have been in a few uranium mines that were closed and old.