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Guy at the bar: I've got a half-sister.

Bartender: Different father?

Guy at the bar: Shark attack.

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meJess · F

She disagreed with something that ate her?

DunningKruger · 56-60, M

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LyricalOne · F

Oy vey. 🤦🏻

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I know a drunk who prefers to explain his disfigurement as a shark attack. It was an industrial accident.

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