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How do I get a Hell Hound?

MartinTheFirst · 22-25, M
Start playing yu-gi-ho
Say Hillary backwards three times under a full moon
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[big]How to get a Hell Hound in three easy steps:[/big]
by GermanAf

1 - Buy a big doggo
2 - Put the doggo in flammable liquid (e.g. Kerosene or Oil)
3 - Light the dog on fire
(optional) Take a photograph and caption it "This dog lit 👌😂💯"
Congrats! You just got your very own Hell Hound!
MartinTheFirst · 22-25, M
what's fir?
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>.> I don't know what you are talking about.
Spitbak · 51-55, M
😈Come and see me! I'll hook you up....TRUST ME!😈
i don't believe you can. hellhounds don't serve mere mortals
NagaLord19 · 22-25, M
Ah. Surely there must be a way?
there may be a ritual for summoning a hellhound, but i highly doubt a human would be able to perform it
NagaLord19 · 22-25, M
@youkai: thank u. Wat r u?
Scubaguy027 · 41-45, M
EBay or amazon
Goralski · 51-55, M
Just date an 40yo+ sw member
Goralski · 51-55, M
@NagaLord19: ya wanna hell hound or don't ya
NagaLord19 · 22-25, M
@Goralski: wat 40 yo would find me attractive?
NagaLord19 · 22-25, M
@Goralski: plus, I'm only looking for a hook-up.
go to hell
NagaLord19 · 22-25, M
@NagaLord19: yes i assure you
it will be the best place to get one

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