Who wants to be my daddy.?????

Plenty of decrepit old dudes reeking of desperation here so you'll have plenty applicants.

some other pervy old guy, I expect.

I will be your Daddy but if you misbehave I will spank your ass red.

Is this a trick question?

You are a boy or a girl

you are willing to do whatever his father to send him to

You are a boy or a girl

you are willing to do whatever his father to send him to

What do I get ?

Uh... Me