Why does toilet paper need a commercial? Who is not buying this?

It's a competetive market! You got your single ply, double ply, extra soft, extra strong, quilted pillows, or woodchip special. The fascinating options of the TP aisle are not to be underestimated. 🤓

Obviously, some people don't give a crap.

Me. I don't buy it. I head to the incontinence isle instead. ;)

someone on the Damp Rag system i guess