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Why tell me this information about your newborn?

Seriously!

Why tell me the weight?
I'm not going to cook and eat it.

Why tell me the length?
I'm not about to go get tailor made outfits for the little pooper.

Just tell me the name.
I'll congratulate you, and I'll send the kid a best-of-luck card!

:)

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Flenflyys · 31-35, F
Idk why people do that, post the weight, length, time, location. They're setting the baby's identity up to be stolen
CassandraFemale17 · 26-30, F
I just want to say....that's nothing. You should see the trout I caught last summer!
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MethDozer · M
@MyNameIsHurl: I'm a boy silly. I'm the gender who plants it. That still doesn't make it amazing. It's just what life forms do.
MyNameIsHurl · 41-45, F
It's amazing in all life forms. I stand by my opinion.
MethDozer · M
@MyNameIsHurl: As you should.
MyNameIsHurl · 41-45, F
Once you carry one of them around in your body and push them out of your vagina, you'll appreciate the relevence.
ninjavu · 51-55, M
@MyNameIsHurl I was about to post pretty much the same answer. You beat me ... by almost two years. :)
I never understood why those were the first questions out of anyones mouth when I had a baby.
As to why people ask, it has a lot to do with forever ago when child mortality rates were high. A good size is the sign of a healthy baby. It's a bit archaic to bother with asking now. You can likely just check their facebook page.
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I wonder if it dates back to times when so many mothers didn't survive child birth and the fact that something the size of a football has just been sent through something the size of a garden hose and they've lived to tell about it?
good points, it always has sounded like they were telling you about their prize winning buck or turkey they just shot on a hunting trip. it's odd :/
I’m not sure exactly why people want to know the weight and length, but many do, I guess so they can speculate about whether or not the child might be big.
It’s really good to see you again. How have you been ? 😊
MethDozer · M
I don't give a shit about other people's babies either. Wish they would shut about them myself.

 
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