Why tell me this information about your newborn?

Seriously!

Why tell me the weight?
I'm not going to cook and eat it.

Why tell me the length?
I'm not about to go get tailor made outfits for the little pooper.

Just tell me the name.
I'll congratulate you, and I'll send the kid a best-of-luck card!

:)

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I wonder if it dates back to times when so many mothers didn't survive child birth and the fact that something the size of a football has just been sent through something the size of a garden hose and they've lived to tell about it?