What is it with the human body?.. | Community

HarryRidesTheShortBus · F Best Comment

Baby wipes man. Keep baby wipes handy.
You'll return to being that "just showered" fresh.

theOnebianyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, M

[@517284,HarryRidesTheShortBus] lolz

HarryRidesTheShortBus · F

[@327405,theOnebianyouwerewarnedabout] Thanks for BC. Steal them from your grandbaby. 😉

St0nerspud · 56-60, M

Never fails!

KuroNeko · 36-40, F

Do you not know what time you shit?

theOnebianyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, M

[@1095867,KuroNeko] my poohs are like guerilla insurgents.. anywhere anytime 😇

QUINN222 · 26-30, M

[@1095867,KuroNeko] It isn't a predictable pattern for all of us. Some days it's in the evening, some it's in the morning. 🤷‍♂️

Keepitsimple · 51-55, F

I can’t shower until I do

QUINN222 · 26-30, M

Yes, that seems to be a thing with me. I have to think there's something about showering, especially in the morning, that "gets things going".

pentacorn · F

second shower or it'll taint... your whole day.

theOnebianyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, M

[@664411,pentacorn] taint funny..

... ok, yes it was 😏

SevenTierCrazyCake · F

Now, heres a beautiful visual to send me gently off to sleep.

SevenTierCrazyCake · F

[@327405,theOnebianyouwerewarnedabout] you so classy.

theOnebianyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, M

[@453451,SevenTierCrazyCake]
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SevenTierCrazyCake · F

[@327405,theOnebianyouwerewarnedabout] I have created a gif monster 😂❤️

ron122 · 36-40, M

Not a problem for me. I shit every morning right after my first cup of coffee