You wanna put a baby in me or what

Yeah I wish I could put all the babies in the world in you so that I won't have to listen to their screans anymore.

What are we talking? Hamsters?

I am calling the aspca.

I would. But I don't want to. Also I'm a girl so can't. It's lose lose.

The judge said that you have to stop eating babies.

Tempting... computer says no

put one in me 🤣

First off you're a man.....Exactly how is this supposed to work?

bab[i]ies[/i]

Kinda.

Eww no

🙄

You mean like shove one up your ass or are you going to eat one? Why would I want to either of things? You are a sick monster.

*Flings a bag of jelly babies at you - having picked out the ones she likes*

You ain't plumbed right for that and I ain't gay fruitcake.

I'm willing to try for a miracle baby, yes.

This would be interesting. 🤔

Let’s do this thing 😷

Definitely or what

Starts with Nose Sex

Ummmm wut

Nah, I’m good

Logistics make that unlikely. 🤔