can u alt delete me

Me: I want to get a refund on life. It’s not operating how I want.
God: Well have you turned it off and on again?
Me: Every night. Still the same problem.
God: Ok. Let me see what I can do from my end. *sends more plagues*

I'm sorry, but that operation has crashed.

Please seek assistance from technical support...

(or talk to a friend xxx)

You'll find happiness one day.

you should try skydiving. you will either have a new respect for life, or reoccurring dreams for the rest of it. either way you will be occupied.

Get a puppy. The furry bundle of joy want give you time to feel down.

Shift + delete is better. No chance of recovery.

Try turning off and on again. 🤔

Saved a backup copy first..

I'll think about it. 🤔