are there any situations where being ugly has advantages?

Nobody is trying to get into your pants every time you leave the house..
You're not on anyone's stalking list..

I knew a guy whose bar motto was, "Go ugly early because you will for sure when you are drunk"

Based on my experience, nobody hits on me. Lols

WimENZ CanTz HelPz ITz
95% is fatZz or UgLYz
BUUTz MenZ is generouZ anZ the LoZERZ StiLLz GiveZ De UgLYz WimENZ sum AttenTIOzn

You don't have to worry about losing your looks.

finding true love might be easier