What tricks do women use to turn a guy on ?

Existing?

I pull a white rabbit out of a hat and then saw myself in half.....it's never failed.

We always know which card is yours

Man I got on this one too late...Existing, Breathing, everyone stole my best lines.....

You remember that trick "got your nose"?
Same thing only lower.

Breathing?

We usually make a deal with Satan and he grants us magical powers

Cleveage

Kicking.

Nudity