I accidentally shoplifted
Didn't realize a few packs of gravy had fallen down and I didnt see them
36-40, M
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MarkPaul · 26-30, M
I'm sure you have the smarts to sweet talk a prison supervisor and dig your way out of the the prison and escape to the woods.
Allelse · 36-40, M
THIEF!!!! THIEF!!! THIEF!!!! CUT HIS ARM OFF!! THIEF!!! CUT HIS BALLS OFF!!! THIEF!!
Spokeskitties75 · 46-50, M
Enjoy your jail time... gravy train!!