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It must be weird to have a child right? Like dude, i created you. You came out of my balls ._.

When does it stop being surreal?
First, the child did not solely come from those particularly cherished organs. Without help, you get nothing. Egg + fertilization, remember?

Otherwise there would be millions of babies whose mother was a sheet.
Eternity · 26-30, M
@Mamapolo2016 I was just speaking from my male viewpoint. I'm sure its equally weird for females. Like dude, you were in my body for 9ish months...I laid you like an egg!
@Eternity More like passing a watermelon through your nose
DearAmbellina2113 · 41-45, F
@Mamapolo2016 You crack me up!! 😂
SW-User
I think it’s only fun to have kids when they’re in kindergarten bc you can teach them nursery rhymes and stuff but then they grow up and get annoying and which makes you realise why most parents are grumpy
Eternity · 26-30, M
@SW-User I'm gonna have fun raising my kid. I'll consider him a science experiment/an art project. Gotta equip him to rule the world. It'll be interesting 😁
Longpatrol · 31-35, M
Even worse when they have grandkids. Ballception
Eternity · 26-30, M
@Longpatrol lmao 🤣
I don’t think it ever does.
It only gets worse as they get older.
Eternity · 26-30, M
@ProdigalSummer sunrise sunset. Sunrise sunset.

 
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