why are you so salty?..

Hey, that's your problem pal, just remember to swallow.

Because I like to be licked

I thought I was sweet. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Tekken 7 online matches. Didn't learn the match-ups. lol

I fell in the ammonia chamber in Tennessee.

Cause it's more fun than being bland.

I went deep sea diving..?

I told you I had fries... 🤦‍♀️

I live on the coast.

Come again? 🤔

Sweat?

Am I? 🥺

I ate too many chips and a ham sandwich today. Try again tomorrow.