Science needs to create a pill that gives people knockout farts

I remember a news story where a really fat man had so much gas that he died of affixation during his sleep. So be careful about what you ask for.

My dog Basil is pretty close already.

I see what you did there😉

Go to your local timber yard ask for 2ft of 2x4! Best with a really dense piece of hard wood! Work out the rest.

Agreed!