Are you fat?

I prefer to say I am "horizontally challenged."

I'm overweight with the typical fifty six year old belly. I don't have much further to go to be considered relatively size and weight proportionate, but unless I start taking those testosterone pills and working out, I will probably have that old guy gut.

Hella fat

Thin and tall...cause I ate only bio food

Morbidly obese

Well, I think so

Pleasantly plump...

*phat