what do you think complimentary breakfast means?

Obviously it means to check the cupboards between 11 PM and 3 AM when the front desk guy isn't paying attention and abscond with the sandwich cookies and coffee cake when you have the munchies.

usually... shitty danish and muffins, cereal in tiny boxes,
coffee that tastes burnt yet weak, bannanas in a basket, yoplait. if you're lucky a waffle machine.

They are really overcharging or there is no such thing as a freelunch

The cashier compliments you while pay your bill.

"Thanks for spending money here, have some powdered eggs"

Free, usually a benefit of renting a hotel room.

They are in desperate need of customers

Yummy free food...

free food?

bonus

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