I'm so fúcking done 'understanding' this solar eclipse

Your butt is a solar eclipse 🙄

What is so hard about this? The sun shines, then it doesn't, and then it does again 🙄

What's there to understand? The moon temporarily blocks our view of the sun and it's light to us.. That's all.. It happens every once in awhile at various degrees like 70 something years or so.. So only like once or twice during a person's lifetime. That's all.. It's not very complicated really.. It's a moon block of sunlight.. Sigh

Oh I forgot about that. Did I miss it or

Don't forget to stare at it with the naked eye

So what have you got so far?